The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.檢驗一個人是不是真正的喜劇家就是你是否在他未開口時就笑。——G. J. Nathan

　　Speech was given to man to exPss his thought.語言賦予人類是為了表達思想。——Moliere

　　No man ever yet became great by imitation.沒有人能通過模仿別人而成名。——Samuel Johnson

　　The eye is the painter and the ear the singer.眼睛是畫家，耳朵是歌唱家。——Emerson

　　Great books are weighed and measured by their style and matter, and not by the trimmings and shadings of their grammar.偉大著作是由其風格和內容來衡量的，而不是其語法的修飾和多變。——Mark Twain

　　Music is the universal language of mankind.音樂是全人類的共通語言。——Longfellow

　　Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It’s the aim of art give it some.生活是美好的，但它缺少形式，藝術的目標正是給生活某種形式。——Jean Anouilh

　　Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.藝術是讓我們意識到真理的諾言。——Picasso

　　A picture is a poem without words. Horace

　　A picture is worth a thousand words. Napoleon Bonaparte

　　A sculptor is a person who is interested in the shape of things, a poet in words, a musician by sounds. Henry Moore

　　A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. Oscar Wilde

　　A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears. Gertrude Stein

　　Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp

　　Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century. Marshall McLuhan

　　Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century. Marshall McLuhan

　　All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. Federico Fellini

　　Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.音樂是醫治心靈創傷的良藥。——A. Hunt

　　Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.事物的美存在于細心觀察它的人們的頭腦中。——Hume

　　Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.笑是掃盡心靈中蜘蛛網的刷子。——Mort Walker